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0dde11eth · 17 hours ago
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Geralt: whats this?
Jaskier: You said you wanted a cream pie?
Geralt: That's not what I meant
Jaskier: I know what you meant. one of us needs to try to be wholesome
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jay-arts-t · 1 year ago
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Geralt: *aggressively drinking caprisun and squeezing the last bit of juice from the bottom of it.*
Jaskier: sir-
Geralt: that's what I'm gonna do to your balls
Jaskier: SIR
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help-help-i-need-an-adult · 2 years ago
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@0dde11eth
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0dde11eth · 1 year ago
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….they really had sex on that mountain with absolutely no lube
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0dde11eth · 2 days ago
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Geralt: I'm so much taller than you
Jaskier: you'll be much shorter when I fold you in half
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jay-arts-t · 1 year ago
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There is a criminally small amount of Dom Yennefer/Sub Geralt and Top Yennefer/Bottom Geralt fics. What the fuck. First goddamn scene with Yennefer and she's in a dominatrix get up at an ORGY. GERALT IS GERALT. WHATS NOT CLICKING listen, listen, in a relationship there's no "who wears the pants in the relationship" but it's Yennefer. Terrible. Terrible. I guess I have to write my own.
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0dde11eth · 5 months ago
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0dde11eth · 5 months ago
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Jaskier wanting to try something new and ✨️kinky✨️ in the bedroom
He wants to have sex in front of a mirror
Geralts willing to do anything for his top bard, and agrees
Unfortunately before their activities can be too fun, geralt catches sight of their reflection.
His wolfy instincts take over and he starts growling at the mirror, and gnashing his teeth.
He gets very upset and demands to know who jaskiers having sex with in the mirror, and is this stranger challenging him???
Jaskier ends up laughing too hard to continue.
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0dde11eth · 4 days ago
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Eskel: you never know if Geralt needs food or a spanking when he gets grumpy. So approach him with food in one hand and a belt in the other and see which one he smiles at first
Jaskier: *furiously scribbling down this valuable advice* go on
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hanzajesthanza · 8 months ago
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this coin design for baptism of fire slaps and specifically because it has the company on the barge on the back
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team work makes the dream work
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0dde11eth · 11 months ago
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*what's going through his head in this scene*
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rhisardthewizard · 1 year ago
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Broken Geralt is best Geralt.
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aeide-thea · 2 years ago
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[witcherposting ahead—nb that this is all totally lighthearted and it's fine if you feel differently!]
anyway what i'd started to say before tumblr ate my post was that like. disclaimer that my approach to netflix witcher canon is that i fully reserve the right to cherrypick, because some of the changes they made were good but others were character assassination, and that obviously i get that if one isn't cherrypicking one does have to actually Grapple With Certain Things 🏔
but like. that said—the more 'Geralt Must Grovel for Weeks and Probably Scourge Himself, Look at What He Did to Poor Sad-Eyed Woobie Jaskier' fics i read the more i'm fucking grateful for the tiny handful where jaskier's just been like, yeah, i never bought that bullshit tbh, he was lashing out and he owes me an apology for sure but a single angry outburst does not in fact scupper an extremely well-established relationship of literally twenty years' standing in one fell swoop???
like i just. idk. imagine remembering that jaskier's a cheery irrepressible little shit and not actually as crushably low on self-esteem as all of us are. of course that would probably require *netflix* to have remembered that, so, you know, no actual shade to anyone who's been projecting that onto him! but just like. idk. they're obviously not siblings but they honestly do have that vibe in certain ways and it's just like. did you never say something overdramatic and shitty in the heat of a fight with yr sibling growing up and then after taking a bit of a breather just like. make a rueful face and apologize for yr respective roles in winding each other up and move tf on, without having, like, a whole extended OTT reparations process where you tell them repeatedly how perfect and sinless they are and how you know you're a miserable worm who doesn't remotely deserve their sunshiny presence in your life but would be so grateful if they could, possibly, somehow, see their way to forgiving you despite yr essential unworthiness—
#anyway. i think there are like. MAYBE like three of you reading this blog who give a shit abt this fandom‚ lol#so i'm mostly just talking out loud to myself here‚ which is fine‚ what's a perblog for if not that#but it's just like. yeah on the one hand you don't just get to yell at people without apologizing at all#on the other hand like. some relationships are strong and elastic enough that one (1) snip is not going to cut them#even a vicious one!#also like. jaskier DID handle that convo clumsily lbr. like. obviously geralt was not Justified but.#if i'd just had a vicious breakup and somebody came bumbling in making loud awkward small talk about it? jesus.#anyway. really ultimately this is just a 'have consumed much too much witcher fic and the Patterns are starting 2 irk me' thing#but it's just like. sometimes things are conflict between two imperfect people#and not a Good Woobie and a Sinful Meanie#anyway. time 2 go reread Sekrit Mutual's fic in which they actually keep in mind the fact that jaskier is a selfish gremlin#who despite himself really does love geralt and as a result is like. constantly torn between his nature and his urge to do right by geralt#but like. fundamentally he's a buffoon and a popinjay who yaps aggressively and then runs back behind geralt's legs#and joey batey leaning into his Soulful and Romantic side (that he does also have) doesn't actually erase that about him‚ nor should it!#anyway. this post is careening all over the place but i think it's just like. exactly the same weird terfish moral binary#that ppl have been talking abt with like. gender and kink and a whole range of things#where like. you always have Victims and Perpetrators#and so jaskier has to be like. the femme bottom victim which makes geralt the macho perpetrator totally undeserving of sympathy#and it's like. actually they're both imperfect people and neither one fits very well into their society's idea of what a man is#and what if we actually examined them as individuals rather than tropes and also remembered yennefer was fierce and interesting#and what if ciri weren't‚ like‚ a manhattan private school girl with her brows done while we were at it#getting a little overambitious with my wishlist there though i know
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trinity-trouble · 15 days ago
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my entire life
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based on this post
from left to right and top to bottom:
Trevor Belmont, Sypha Belnades and Alucard Tepes from Castlevania series
Parker, Eliot Spencer and Alec Hardison from Leverage series
Poe Dameron, Finn and Rey from Star Wars sequels trilogy
Annalise, Nathan and Gabriel from The Bastard Son & The Devil Himself series
Miranda Barlow/Hamilton, Thomas Hamilton and James Flint/McGraw from Black Sails series
Roy Kent, Keeley Jones and Jamie Tartt from Ted Lasso series
Nathan Wuornos, Audrey Parker and Duke Crocker from Haven series
Mel Medarda, Viktor and Jayce from Arcane series
Tulio, Chel and Miguel from The Road to El Dorado (2000)
Jack Sparrow, Will Turner and Elizabeth Swan from Pirates of the Carribean movies
Gaby Teller, Illya Kuryakin and Napoleon Solo from The Man From Uncle (2015)
and also special mention (because i don't have any good images of them three together) to:
Yennefer of Vengerberg, Jaskier and Geralt of Rivia from the Witcher
Bea, Ludo and Mahdi from Blocco 181 series
and how to forget, Katya Goncharova, Andrey Daddano and Goncharov from Goncharov (1973) (2022)
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0dde11eth · 1 year ago
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“their relationship is too deep to be sexual” what’s deeper than dick in hole. please tell me
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geraskierfanficprompts · 5 months ago
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Prompt 93
Geralt yelled at him, that's fine. Jaskier was just trying to cheer him up, but it's still fine. They're on top of a fucking mountain, but it's fine. Jaskier never even wanted to come to this mountain, but it's fine. Geralt never liked him, but it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Geralt said that to never see him again would be a blessing. It's fine.
Jaskier goes to get his stuff from Roach, only for her to start freaking out as he approaches. Jaskier futilely tries to calm her down for far too long, before she neighs, looking behind him. He spins around and sees a stomping, still-pissed Geralt.
"Oh, Geralt! Thank gods, something is wrong with Roach, I'm worried about h-"
But Geralt walks straight through him, and pats Roach's muzzle.
"What is it, Girl?"
Jaskier blinks in shock, turning to look at them. He watches as Geralt goes through their bags and seems to relax at the sight of them, stuffed full of all of Jaskier's bullshit. Perhaps he wants to sell all remainders of Jaskier, thinking Jaskier too dumb to bring his things with him, wherever he went. Maybe it wasn't relief at all, maybe it was defeat, as he stares at new duties, as he has to go chase after the stupid bard he despises to bring him back his things because no matter what, Geralt has a heart of gold.
Geralt makes camp, right there and then, and sits down to meditate.
Jaskier decides that if Geralt can't see him, he might as well get his fill of Geralt. He sits right in front of him, and stares at his face, semi-relaxed in a semi-peaceful meditation. He's still tense, as if waiting for something, or expecting the worse. Maybe he's worried Jaskier will come back.
"It's alright, Darling. I won't be there to bother you any more, it seems."
Jaskier makes sure to tell him, even though Geralt doesn't react. Roach has calmed since Geralt arrived, but still eyes him wearily. At least Roach can see him, he supposes.
Jaskier observes as Geralt stays at that same camp for another three days. Geralt either meditates, cares for roach, or wanders off into the wilderness at seemingly random times. He either stays away for two minutes, or nine hours at a time. Jaskier stays with Roach, worried about her without either of them. He knows she can handle herself, but he still worried. Same with Geralt. But it was nice being seen, sometimes. So he stays with Roach.
Geralt comes back, hurriedly packs up camp, leaps onto Roach, and rides like a bat out of hell. Jaskier unfortunately cannot fly or float or even hover. So he has to run after them. And even though Geralt can't see or touch him, Jaskier can still feel his lungs burn when he runs for too long.
Jaskier eventually catches up with them at a town at the bottom of the mountain. Geralt is searching for something, it's obvious. Perhaps a job? Yennefer, somehow? A beast?
"Brown hair, blue eyes, dressed in bright colors?"
Geralt is looking for him.
Jaskier gets excited for a moment, before remembering Geralt still has his things. He probably just wanted to drop his things off and leave him again.
"I haven't seen a man like that." "He- He… He looks sad. He was crying."
Geralt brings up this detail as if it pains him to even speak of it. Jaskier is confused about this, as it was technically Geralt's fault Jaskier ended up crying at all.
"I haven't seen him." "If you do, tell me. Please."
And Geralt moves to ask the same exact questions to the very next person in view.
Jaskier watches as he asks every single person in town, getting more and more desperate. By the end of the night, Geralt sits in an inn room with a large single bed, hugging a lute, as his eyes tear up.
Jaskier sits beside him, assures him he's fine, pleads with Geralt to not mess with the delicate lute, and demands he get happy and stop this frankly heart-wrenching display.
Jaskier tries moving items, tries clapping his hands, tries punching people, tries screaming his head off, but nobody notices him. Except Roach. And a barncat that ran away once it caught sight of Geralt in the distance. Great.
Jaskier can only silently observe as Geralt grieves Jaskier, hopes for him to return, prays that he's safe even though he left his lute , hums his songs under his breath before shaking his head and sighing, whispers "Please forgive me" to empty air. Jaskier has. Jaskier forgave him long ago at this point.
Jaskier's had enough. Jaskier's been annoying and loud his entire life. Surely he can make enough of a fuss to get the animals around Geralt to act up enough for Geralt to know something's up. He starts cooing at Roach and luring her in odd directions with the same promises he made before it all went to shit. Geralt knows something is wrong, but suspects it's with Roach, and not the environment around her. That is, until Geralt is in the middle of a hunt, and suddenly the creature he's there to kill can NOT focus on him, and instead keeps following some invisible being as they race back and forth across the clearing.
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